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almostbeyond:

What’s even better than all the dumb metaphor posts floating around (I do really like this meme) is the horde of angry John Green fans that are trying to justify that line by saying Augustus is supposed to be pretentious. I’m just thriving in all this John Green hate and the resulting angry backlash. 

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castlestark:

I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way

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if you’re annoyed by all those metaphor posts I reblogged today, you can just move your cursor over the unfollow button on my blog. but don’t actually click it, it’s a metaphor

bumblr—bee:

you kids these days with your cigaphors and metarettes

  • Me: Doesn't do homework
  • Teacher: Where's you homework?
  • Me: It's a metaphor, you give me the homework and I don't do it. Metaphor.

robespierresbutt:

I don’t think John Green has ever even seen a teenager.

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dadschair:

You see it’s a metaphor, I add all the clothes I want to my online shopping cart but don’t have any money to buy them

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spacerobot123456789:

*tips fedora at hazel grace* m’taphor

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